FHE in the country.

Monday night started out innocently enough, filling the raised beds. We need to go get more dirt.

Once too often the rooster crowed. Now this is country style FHE.

After stalking and shooting the other rooster Steve strolls over to add it to the other body. Note the gun in the back pocket. Is this safe?

I notice a chicken lying in the middle of the yard. I suspect she's egg bound so I put her in warm water to try to get her moving.

You may be a redneck if you have a chicken taking a sitz bath in the kitchen sink.  PS It didn't work. The chicken was dead within an hour.

Sing a song, say amen, and eat a treat.